petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
(Source: averagefairy, via ninjaatmidnight)
Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a mother fucking giraffe.
the academy award goes to me for acting like i give a fuck
Climbers Bottle Opener. Instructions.
Once, in the desperate search for a post climbing beverage bottle opener for my cold, old style, non twist off Ale-8, I discovered that my rack had about 50 or 60 bottle openers hanging on it.
Yes, it works better with old school, non key-lock, rigid gate carabiners, but you have a couple of those hanging out right?
Enjoy responsibly. - JTB
That’s important stuff right there.
Now I know what to do, cheers
If you climb, you know.